Murder Goes to the Dogs by Deb Baker
Author:Deb Baker [Baker, Deb]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: mystery, friends, michigan, family relationships, fun book, yooper
Publisher: Deb Baker
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
âJoe Oja was stalking me at the gun show!â Kitty was smoking hot mad. âThe more I think about it, the more ticked off I get. Of all the nerve! It he wasnât dead, Iâd kill him.â
Iâd gone straight home to dose myself with pain meds, get an ice pack on my head, and take a rest on the sofa. Fred and Pebbles were gnawing on beef bones on the floor beside me. Now, I was talking on the phoneâa three-way.
âYeah, yeah,â Kitty called out, and I could tell she wasnât talking to me. âIâll take your drink order in a minute. Canât you see Iâm busy?â
âYouâre working,â I said, suddenly remembering. âWe can talk later.â
âItâs slow. I have time. This guy has had too many anyway.â
âWhere are you, Cora Mae?â I said into the phone. At this point, I hadnât got to the bus part of the story nor had I presented my new theory. Or the fact that my face had been rearranged. It was looking worse by the minute.
âIâm sitting at the bar at Herbâs,â Cora Mae answered.
âIâm pretty sure it wasnât you Joe was after, Kitty,â I said, weighing in.
âSure he was, because Iâm a dangerous woman.â
I wasnât about to argue with her. Of the three of us, she could do the most damage. At least, from my point of view.
I related the conversation with Ray, told them how Joe was investigating what could only be the Trouble Busters. âWhen I went into the forest for Pearlâs first missing shoe,â I said. âI came close to finding the meth dump. Iâm positive a drone flew over. I didnât see it, but I heard it. At the time, I hardly noticed. The meth lab operator was flying that drone and must have thought I was searching for the dump. So Joe was sent to keep an eye on me, find out what I knew and keep track of my movements.â
Kitty stated the obvious flaw in the theory. âSo why is Joe dead? Shouldnât you be dead? You havenât taken any bullets.â She sounded disappointed, like I still hadnât paid my dues.
I didnât have an answer. âIâm going to need some pancake makeup, Cora Mae,â I said instead. âIt can wait until morning, though.â
âNobody wears pancake makeup anymore,â she said. âExcept for theater. Itâs too thick. If you want to start wearing makeup, foundation is the way to goâitâs nice and light.â
âDo you own pancake makeup?â
âI might have some in a drawer someplace.â
âIâm really going to need it.â
Cora Mae sighed. âFine. Donât listen to me. What would I know? Iâm just a hot ticket with lots of admirers.â
I went on to relate the bus shoving episode. âAnd to top it off, Ralph and Paula are alibiing each other out,â I finished.
âConvenient,â Kitty added.
It wasnât even five oâclock yet. Still time to do some sleuthing. After this latest so-called accident, I thought we had better move fast. âLetâs keep digging for answers. Is Squeakyâs office closed for the day?â
Squeaky Javis operated the Stonely Insurance Agency from a store front next to the Deer Horn Restaurant.
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